Dress, J.Crew. Shoes, Geox.
OK, so I didn't actually ingest anything while wearing this particular L.B.D. She was purchased 3.5 years ago, in slimmer times and although it still zips up, food consumption is forbidden and sitting is frowned upon. What could I do in it? Browse the winter coat section at The Bay, of course. Other possible uses: a cocktail party where nearly everyone is standing (it could happen!), family photo shoots (a Christmas card comes to mind) or lending it to thinner friends (silk taffeta, anyone?).
Photos of me by Ravi U.