I didn't dress up this past Halloween and haven't done so since my celebrated Jerri Blank get-up of 2005 (not to brag, but I was on fire that night!). This five-year momentum has led me to purchase yellow tights and bring out my inner Malvolio, the most entertaining villain of all. Of course, he was ridiculed; I, however, hope to be ridiculed less. So, have I succeeded? Or are you all trying to quickly come up with quips about a liver condition?