Poetic License

My main photographer (who wishes to remain anonymous) is back tomorrow night, which means that on Friday I will work hard to provide you with an outfit that will defy low temperatures, color theory, and possibly the laws of Physics (you never know what audaciously small frock I'll manage to sausage myself into). Regular outfit posting will resume and everything will be all right again.

My vacuum cleaner disfigured this poor globe. Should I be worried? Do you think he was trying to make an example out of her?