Wednesday, December 8, 2010
You're probably wondering why I deprived you of a post yesterday and the answer is this: I didn't feel like getting dressed. Yeah, I took my birthday suit for a test drive! My actual birthday is in less than a month and being a type A, I wanted to be prepared. I know it sounds horrible, like that dream where you realize you've forgotten to wear clothes at school and everyone is pointing and laughing, but it wasn't like that at all. I got compliments, business cards, a Dear Penthouse offer. Even Hef got wind of it and was most favorably impressed, saying he could certainly work with the existing name of my blog for a centerfold: "From Suns To Moons is a treasure-trove of puns, my dear." All right, I'm exaggerating a bit; treasure-trove is not in Hef's vocabulary. Also, I'm not really a type A, but that's where my pants stop catching on fire. To find out whether or not I've accepted Hef's offer, please keep reading this blog, friends! Until then, I thought I'd distract you with some lady-like ensembles. Pretty convincing, eh?